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# savlon's no good on rashes
you want calamine lotion for that.

although savlon is very good as an aftershave balm, it's all i ever use and i have the skin of a chap half my age.
i can't wait till i've collected the rest of him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Pants
I meant sudocrem, which works wonders and smells nice too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# and we have a free, unlimited supply working hospitals!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Hannibal Lecter,
wearing a face that he keeps in a jar by the door...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Calamine lotion
smells of childhood:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# you put it on chicken pox i believe
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Ah that's where I went wrong
I always just used to put it on chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# sweaty bollocks and uncles aftershave
smells of childhood:D
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# sweaty aftershave and uncle's bollocks you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i was only young
how was i supposed to tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Well one's a liquid that you put on your face
What was the other one? Oh year, aftershave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)