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# you'd be the same if you had to urinate out of a powerful tube into a little urinal!
trying to control the flow and not let it flap everywhere
with only two hands is quite difficult!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Excuse me.
I've used a urinal several times, without the aid of an aimable nozzle, and I did alright...
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# thats because you can just plonk your arse into it!
I'm still too scared to ask the missus about alton towers. i'm in too deep now!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# You can write your name
but you can't wee without getting it on the floor/wall?

Pfft. Men = crap.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *shamed*
sorry cap'n
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :D
S'alright!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# the nozzle doesn't always fire in the same direction you point it
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Bad workmen always blame their tool.
;-)
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# and employers of retards
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Where do you work?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)