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# You know the story of the Beer Milkshake?
From Steinbeck?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no
what is the story of the Beer Milkshake, uncle isthisyou?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Yes,
tell us.

*comfy's himself on storytime mat*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# *Crosses legs, opens large leather-bound book*
Well, there's this guy, see. And he always wonders what a beer milkshake would taste like. So, one day he goes into a bar and orders one. The barkeep looks at him like he's mad, so he has to invent a story about a rare medical condition that forces him to drink a beer milkshake every day. And so the barkeep mixes him one, he drinks it, and all is well.

The moral being that sometimes an unlikely reason for wanting to do something is more plausible than an obvious one.

I really should go now, shouldn't I?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Yes,
there was no pictures or anything.
Can we have Hansel and Gretel next time.



Gingerbread house, MMMMMmmmmmmm.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# gingerbread?
*dry retch*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# no
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(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)