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# he does look so happy it scares me
but at the same time makes me go 'awwwww'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hippy bathday!
have some cayke

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# if you throw it at his face
you get to see his party trick!

PERFORM MONKEY BOY!

*throws cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *catches in mouth like a pr0n star*
ooooh I let a little dribble down my chin
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# You're filthy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# and you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Well I sure as hell don't pay for the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# speaking of which
my arse is itchy, you don't have crabs do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Genital, no.
but while you were sleeping I lubed you up and jammed a couple of crustaceans in there for kicks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# on the radio t'other day
hawking said he'd not been out of his 'chair for decades - i'm not surprised 20 seconds of weightlessness has him grinning like a loon!

EDIT: Oooh and happy b3taday! *offers cayke*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 20 seconds of weightlessness would have me grinning too
I've always wondered if you can propel yourself using flatulance alone in a weightless enviroment.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hahah!
Depends on the flab / flatulance ratio I guess. In my case it'd be a bit like trying to move the QE2 by blowing through a straw.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# your theory is sound
maybe some kind of anal rudder could be used to stear
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Yeh, to be honest it is rather touching.
Actually, I think I fancy him abit too.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Happy B'day
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)