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# as an avid hat lover, this saddens me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It might be a special hat...
...specifically designed for being sick into. It's just doing what it needs to do.

"When he was just eleven years old, Bartholomew Starch witnessed the murder of his wealthy parents, and he was only saved when a passing tramp was sick into a hat. As he grew up surrounded by the vast wealth of his inheritance, he swore he would use his opportunities as a millionaire to fight crime. After years of training under Ninja Vomit-master Chuk Mi Ringu he donned his secret identity and became..."
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# i see.
that must've taken you some time.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Not at all.
I have a special gland which secretes this sort of thing.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)