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# the bible is a story
/immoral fact blog

also, how is your name said? is it 'its hat or ah bitch, or it shat orah bitch, or just itshatorahbitch
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# you may be right
however, the Hebrew still ought to be translated correctly, whether it is a story or not :)

and it definitely doesn't say technicolour dream coat :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# i think its fair to say that if the bible were translated correctly
we'd have a very different book to read on the hotel toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# translations do vary
however, people just got the wrong end of the stick with Joseph and his coat...I think it was the dirty Greeks... :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# *smashes plates in anger*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# *picks up broken plates*
*makes mosaic*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# But if it was translated properly
we'd never have half the exciting stories like virgin births. How many Catholics are going to hail a girl of 12-14 getting up the duff?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# its...ha...torah...bitch
its...the...law...bitch

:) ha...torah is transliterated from Hebrew
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)