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# I have to ask the question.
Does your mum have a memory problem? Coz I can see no other reason for having 'mum's house' written on the inside of the door.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# actually,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# that would explain the sign them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# either that or it's just narrative imperative


not that i'm trying to be a smartarse or anything*


*may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *stones to death with puppies*
'ning mate. I hope your feeling suitably shite for a Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# good 'ning
i was feeling fine until some cunt stoned me with puppies.

i don't drink any more, so Sunday morning hangovers are a thing of the past.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Well you could at least compensate
with a nice health drugs comedown:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# "health drugs"???
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No
Ground up puppy stones:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)