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# 'ning and all that

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# That's one saggy set of titties
Woo.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Yeah
I must start excercising..
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# sunday lunch is go!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I have to ask the question.
Does your mum have a memory problem? Coz I can see no other reason for having 'mum's house' written on the inside of the door.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# actually,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# that would explain the sign them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# either that or it's just narrative imperative


not that i'm trying to be a smartarse or anything*


*may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *stones to death with puppies*
'ning mate. I hope your feeling suitably shite for a Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# good 'ning
i was feeling fine until some cunt stoned me with puppies.

i don't drink any more, so Sunday morning hangovers are a thing of the past.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Well you could at least compensate
with a nice health drugs comedown:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# "health drugs"???
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No
Ground up puppy stones:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I love your crazyness
good nings all, guess who thought it was Monday today and got up stupidly early and headed into town.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Erm Gandalf?
You great 'nana! Go back to bed or get some dead pig in you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmm... dead pig
*bacons*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Have you had your dead pig today?!
*points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)