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# Thank you
for bringing lemon party to my awareness - worst google search result ever!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hmm
try searching for beschijtmij

or just www.beschijtmij.nl

Or... don't, but I just had to prove you wrong that lemon party the worst google search result ever, 'cos trust me, I just told you what it really is... though... don't do it.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Why!!!!
Did I click that link? pass the mind bleach..
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# What is it? I haven't clicked and I have a delicate stomach
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# All you need to know is..
Don`t do it kids!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# No
don't


It's too beautiful to be seen, so just trust me, don't.


(The reason I say it's too beautiful is because if I said 'It's disgusting' [which it is not!] people would click out of curiousity, but if I say it's too beautiful, "Oh, okay then..." and they'll just move on...)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# www.beSCHIJTmij.nl
may tell you a little.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Yes, it's 'be'
as in 'bedazzle' and IJ is pronounced as ei or y or i_e.

So beschijt is... beshite and mij is, well.. I think we see where this is going.

So sorry for posting it; just I needed to show b3tards what real horror is... the occasional picture of an ugly bird is nothing on the shit I've seen. And vietnam vets think they're hard done by... hell, all they did was look after animals!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# it is educational
not quite what you see on david attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Ah, you obviously haven't seen the extended versions
You have much to learn, young padewan.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# funny germans
www.b3ta.com/board/7139555
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# they're Dutch..
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# i know
i thought it was a traditional german hobby
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ok
you win
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Try goatse, meatspin, tubgirl etc
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# which is why
we create additional counter party propaganda, comrade
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)