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# yesterday there was an excellent suggestion
- Extreme (Sport) Animals -

I think that could be a beauty.

Morning Everyone. How are we all on this fine Friday?

Today I will be celebrating moving on from Unlucky 13 FP's by selling shitloads of programming courses and becoming filthy rich.

That's the plan, anyway.

Anyone want to learn .net, j2ee, xml etc?

Go on, make my day, punk!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:55, archived)
# Unlucky 13 FP's?
wassat? I need to learn xml, or more importantly what's the point of xml!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)
# I got a frontpage last night
and it fills me with joy - I thought my Elixir of Hummus had stopped working :)

Extensible Markup Language - is a cross-platform markup language for creating other markup languages - from creating simple web pages to connecting web/network devices to big fuck-off databases.

I'm not going to spam my services here (I love the board too much) - but I'll email you a link to our site.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:02, archived)
# I knew that much
I just have never been shown a working example, or a situation where it would be needed.
go on then, send us the link to [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:04, archived)
# oops
it's gone to your hotmail (clever outlook express...grrr)
z'at okay?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# should be
it's not that large a message is it?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# I accidentally attached The Interweb to it
it's about 30 terrabytes I think.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)
# I do all dat
stuff anyway. I've even read the Xml specification (ouch - don't bother ;-)

munkt9n: Xml is a self-documenting file format, which makes it really useful when you're providing/requesting data to/from another system which you don't control. You can add more information to the response without breaking existing clients, which is extremely handy when you don't control the clients. Coordinating releases across multiple systems is rather difficult...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)
# thanks bob!
ooh! nice typo, I'm going to change my name to that today!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)
# oops!
Think I'll leave it in - I'll take the credit if you do change ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Woo!
I rule!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Give us the link
My company is determined to have all us code monkeys trained up with J2EE bits and bobs by the end of the year. If your stuff looks good they just might hoy some dosh your way

[email protected]
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)
# ta chuck
I've mailed you!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)