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# yeah your just pissed off 'cause
you can't afford one (not that i'd drive one, mind, thay are too cheap, i'd rather have my collection of vintage rolls royce's and lamborghini's which are at my country estate)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I`d love the money to be able to buy one
Then I`d go into the show room and say something like "Hello, saleperson... I have 20 odd grand to spend on a dead flashy car... but I think I`ll get myself a nice wee Golf for 11 grand and get pissed on the rest, but I`ll think of you and your commission when I`m doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# It's even better
to go into a showroom with someone who's thinking about getting a BMW and then play in all the cars while they stare at a brochure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# he he
that is good, go in and say your thinking about buying one and then take them on test drives and when you come back just say you didn't like the driveing experiance it gave you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I thought
it was the ultimate driving experience ®?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# it's very nearly
a way of life
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# surely the "ultimate" driving experience
means that it's the last driving experience you'll ever have...presumably because you will be mangled horrificly in some traffic snarl-up?


*ps - I really really am touching wood that this doesn't happen to anyone here, or anywhere else for this matter*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# No
you've got to tell them that you're not gonna buy one yourself, it makes it more fun when they glare at you climbing all over the leather seats and can't do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# sorry
can't hear you, i'm currently accessing b3ta from my lambo just tipping 200mph on the M4.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# So you`re either
Nowhere near Slough, or way past it... cos some smart cunt decided to wrap their bread delivery lorry around a concrete post this morning.

It`s lovely doing 5MPH for 3 miles on a motorway. So calming.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)