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# I would
just like to say...
I Fucking hate BMW drivers.

CNUTS.

p.s.
Morning all :-(
(Pickled_Herring, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# BMW....hmmm
Pimps car isn't it...especially red saloons..?
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Couldn`t agree more
Although where I currently exist (I wouldn`t exactly say live) it`s 50/50 BMW and Merc drivers.

Fuck-nosed wank dickers.

I do so love tearing past their 2.0L turbo charged pieces of shit on my 1.0L Polo :-)

/edit BTW, I also get the pleasure of travelling on the M4 each and every working day.. The M4 is a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Hold on a minute.....I drive a BMW and I ain't like that
I let people out of side streets and I don't cut people up....much.
we ain't all wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Yeah but you`re
b3tan... and being b3tan comes first, so you`ve got a "Get out of Jail Free" card.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# woo hoo
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Mate I have a Volvo
Which means I'm not just a twat, I'm an OLD twat!

(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Do you drive
as if you're invincible?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I just
kinda drive over and through stuff, as I suck a
Worthers Origional and adjust the tartan blanket
over my knees.
(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# do you have
27 dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Erm
excuse me, but how long did your one last yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# point taken
:(
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Sorry
the sense of wonder and admiration that should've accompanied that post doesn't translate into type very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# ah, i see.
it was a good 8 hours, I stopped for lunch you see.
refueling as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# hope you washed your hands
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# erm.....yes.
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I'll
let you off as you are a b3tan.
(Pickled_Herring, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# yeah your just pissed off 'cause
you can't afford one (not that i'd drive one, mind, thay are too cheap, i'd rather have my collection of vintage rolls royce's and lamborghini's which are at my country estate)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I`d love the money to be able to buy one
Then I`d go into the show room and say something like "Hello, saleperson... I have 20 odd grand to spend on a dead flashy car... but I think I`ll get myself a nice wee Golf for 11 grand and get pissed on the rest, but I`ll think of you and your commission when I`m doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# It's even better
to go into a showroom with someone who's thinking about getting a BMW and then play in all the cars while they stare at a brochure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# he he
that is good, go in and say your thinking about buying one and then take them on test drives and when you come back just say you didn't like the driveing experiance it gave you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I thought
it was the ultimate driving experience ®?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# it's very nearly
a way of life
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# surely the "ultimate" driving experience
means that it's the last driving experience you'll ever have...presumably because you will be mangled horrificly in some traffic snarl-up?


*ps - I really really am touching wood that this doesn't happen to anyone here, or anywhere else for this matter*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# No
you've got to tell them that you're not gonna buy one yourself, it makes it more fun when they glare at you climbing all over the leather seats and can't do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# sorry
can't hear you, i'm currently accessing b3ta from my lambo just tipping 200mph on the M4.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# So you`re either
Nowhere near Slough, or way past it... cos some smart cunt decided to wrap their bread delivery lorry around a concrete post this morning.

It`s lovely doing 5MPH for 3 miles on a motorway. So calming.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# my sister drives a BMW....
and yes, bastards the lot of them.!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# no doubt true
although they can't be worse than drivers of those bloody landrover/4 wheel drive things?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Lots of them in Surrey,
just where they're needed.

(Bf's dad's got one - mind you, he's also had an MGF, his mid life crisis has lasted a long time!)
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# i live in surrey and own a BMW...
i think i maybe turning into a surrey sterotype.
but i do have a beetle as well.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# VWs
nicer to drive, nicer to look at, cheaper and more reliable :)

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I've spent more money on my beetle than i have my beemer
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Oooo know that feeling,
spent about quadruple the value of my 20 year old golf... mind you it's only insured for about £500 and it's not really even worth that :)
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# And lovely it sounds too
rich git
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# nope
very skint......at least i am now!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Old
or new?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# beetle?
very old, 1956 Oval, 1600cc, slammed, old school 5 spoke alloys.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Blimey that`s impressive
My bird has a spangly green 1972 Beetle (K reg or whatever way registration numbers work here, I`m from Northern Ireland, so I haven`t a clue as we use different registrations).

She loves it - bought it about 2 years ago with something like 40,000 miles on the clock. Not bad for a 25 year old car at the time. Still had three of the original tyres.

God what a boring post!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# 40,000 miles?!
Fucking hell, one careful owner then.
(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Bloody Chelsea farmers
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Totally
agree. Fucking bastards in their mass-produced pseudo-prestige cars.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)