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# eeeyyyyyy
sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I draw the line at offering sex
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(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I offer sex at the drawing of a line
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# ____________________________________
he-loooo...
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# You don't work in a CAD office do you
ack. Think of the mess.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# ha!
Keep a tissue in each pocket to soak up sweat - for a nice dry handshake.

Make sure you have a piss first.

Have a glass of water in the interview so you don't dry up - but don't choke!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Take a
coffee percolator with you, the smell will clinch the deal...oh no that's seling a house.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)