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# The flag was stuck on at a funny angle
Damned lazy yanks!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Not lazy
I prefer the term 'inept'.

I am NOT good at this photo manipulation and am slowly working out how to use gimp. So be nice. Bastards.

BTW: speaking about nice, was just in London. The RUDE people mucking about are Eastern Europeans, NOT Yanks.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# bleedin' Jam Rolls
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# jam Rolls?
Poles?

God, it was so bad a nice Pakistani woman running a news agents apologized to me for how rude they were! They literally stepped in front of me as I was preparing to pay for my stuff!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# you win!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Looking again it seems maybe it's not
Could be fucking art my friends - art! From a seppo! Wonderfuckingful!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# You are my new best friend mate.
You shall receive one invite to the gallery opening and a coupon for one free Budweiser.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# That's awesome, thanks.
Can I shake it up and blow it up your arse? Metaphorically speaking of course...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Sure...
but only if you provide me with a reach around. Its only polite you know?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Fuck - you may be one of the good yanks
We have our own screening procedures in the RoW and they involve agresssive rodent-driven search and destroy along with being able to tell me what happens to the cat that massages the BT tower in London during Goodies episode #whatever.

Not that I am British but I know my godzilla-esques cats from my Cybermen.

If you can answer all these questions and more my stinky friend then maybe we'll be friends.

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I must admit...
I have absolutely ZERO clue as to what you are on about with all that!

"We have our own screening procedures in the RoW and they involve agresssive rodent-driven search and destroy along with being able to tell me what happens to the cat that massages the BT tower in London during Goodies episode #whatever. "

Yikes!

The only thing I got was 'search and destroy.' as a former US Marine, I am great at the Search and Destroy part. The 'rebuild' part is where we seem to have the lions share of our trouble.

:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:06, archived)