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[challenge entry] Septic Tanks?
One of my first, warning, its absolute crap. But being a Yank, I can post this without getting myself angry. Most of the time.



Cheers!

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Flag perspective sucks
you idiot seppo
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I SAID
it was crap. It was quick and dirty...in more ways than one.
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# No need to shout - I larfed hardy har
Seriously I am on your side. Ctrl-t mefriend.
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# That's not a very nice thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# The flag was stuck on at a funny angle
Damned lazy yanks!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Not lazy
I prefer the term 'inept'.

I am NOT good at this photo manipulation and am slowly working out how to use gimp. So be nice. Bastards.

BTW: speaking about nice, was just in London. The RUDE people mucking about are Eastern Europeans, NOT Yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# bleedin' Jam Rolls
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# jam Rolls?
Poles?

God, it was so bad a nice Pakistani woman running a news agents apologized to me for how rude they were! They literally stepped in front of me as I was preparing to pay for my stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Looking again it seems maybe it's not
Could be fucking art my friends - art! From a seppo! Wonderfuckingful!
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# You are my new best friend mate.
You shall receive one invite to the gallery opening and a coupon for one free Budweiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# That's awesome, thanks.
Can I shake it up and blow it up your arse? Metaphorically speaking of course...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Wed 2 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Sure...
but only if you provide me with a reach around. Its only polite you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Fuck - you may be one of the good yanks
We have our own screening procedures in the RoW and they involve agresssive rodent-driven search and destroy along with being able to tell me what happens to the cat that massages the BT tower in London during Goodies episode #whatever.

Not that I am British but I know my godzilla-esques cats from my Cybermen.

If you can answer all these questions and more my stinky friend then maybe we'll be friends.

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Wed 2 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I must admit...
I have absolutely ZERO clue as to what you are on about with all that!

"We have our own screening procedures in the RoW and they involve agresssive rodent-driven search and destroy along with being able to tell me what happens to the cat that massages the BT tower in London during Goodies episode #whatever. "

Yikes!

The only thing I got was 'search and destroy.' as a former US Marine, I am great at the Search and Destroy part. The 'rebuild' part is where we seem to have the lions share of our trouble.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Having a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Septic Tank
Its the rhyming slang for "Yank".

Having a wank though, not a bad idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# In my day
That was a "J Arthur" as in J Arthur Rank.
He had something to do with the film industry and started Rank Organisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# So "Having a J Arthur"
Meant to go rub one out?
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
But I have a feeling that only the *ahem* more mature people from dan sawf will remember it.
I've heard it called "a Sherman" (as in Sherman Tank) but that's wrong as Sherman is another name for a yank.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# J Arthur is the one I've heard of
I just saw 'septic tank' and that was the first rhyme I could think of.

I blame b3ta.

PS. that picture of Bono is now number 1 if you search for him on google images
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I shall not fall for that again
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:08, archived)