Pfffft!
He actually does look like that sometimes. He's a very stretchy cat.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 3 May 2007, 23:07,
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You should get another one, and make them sit either side of your front door.
Or just get this one a t-shirt saying 'stretch armstrong's cat' or something.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Thu 3 May 2007, 23:11,
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