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I had an itchy bumbum last night . . .

and rather than a simian finger insertion, I decided to try the rather more canine bare-arsed 'toboggan' along the carpet . . . The Manager of DFS was very understanding . . .
but he still kicked me out

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

That would explain

the 15 police cars blue-ing and two-ing past the gasometer last night...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hello?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:38, archived)