Only way to be on mercin land
I was going to dare you to go on a subway tomorrow and shout 'alah be praised die infidels' but you may not survive that, so don't.
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TBL I posted this on,
Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41,
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the only subway you'll find in Houston,
has an angry 17yo mexican behind the counter asking if you want mustard on your sandwich.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 May 2007, 2:44,
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i figure the first thing i say to my transatlantic "friends" is:
"Houston. We have a problem!"
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46,
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