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# basically
your all cunts
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Well
it's a redeeming feature.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# yeah and i had a shave today so
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Iz stubbly
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i love the way those mags make out people send the pics in
when in reality they just go fucking stealing

i have never read either. because they are shit.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# That would be about my signiture.
I want to see someone win a 78 inch plazma TV and they live in Oz:P

Lets see them deliver it then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Mr A Grey
Sanctuary Building
Floor Minus 16b
Behind all the barbed wire and guns and mines and shit
Area 51
America

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Trust me
Trying to track down a image winner when it's not tagged every week. That takes a while!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# i have the copy of zoo that some bastard wonn all 6m episodes of csi form or something else as rubbish for posting my picture tucked up away out of reach of irresponsible people such as myself
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# oh btw riverghost
if i ever appear as being a cunt to you i hope yo u don't take it as that

unfortunatly you just stand out i te crowd as one ofthe many cancerous cells that are illing b3ta
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# No you're right
I take pride in being a cunt:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# one of many
though i don't think you're a cunt

you offered me a floor when noone else would at that bash i met you on

/found somewhere eslse more comfy blog

i just like being a cunt on here., if only to meet people at bashes and be nice to them to throw then oofff guarsd
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Well I still have a floor
And bacon sarnie included
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Well you know you can always see the weekly stuff in my profile
I never can decide if I hide the Zoo in the Nuts or the Nuts in the Zoo when I leave the newsagents
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# you hide your nuts in the zoo?
what must the monkeys think
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# The're just working on infinate typewriters
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# fairy muff
at some point though, I bet the number 42 comes up.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I was on iSketch
And the word was mattress and I got it as soon sa they wrote flollop:)

There is a Douglas Adams font you can get from www.1001fonts.com which is taken from a Adams handwriting sample he gave from that purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ^haha
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# i'd have to nick it
i'd be far too embarrassed buying it

besides, they nick your stuff, why can't you nick theirs?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# You get over it after a few months:P
The thing the worries the guys at the store is I ask them to go to the store room the get them as soon as the get them is on a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Lick scabby kitten pucker
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# It normally does pictures
Have you fed it ackimohol?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# No but I'm about to feed myself ale
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# I've had too much too night:)
And I have to open the office at 9:)

But soddit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# That's the spirit! :-)
I was hungover today and paid a little bit for it during the first part of the day but now I'm ready for more pain.

:-)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Well I have 6 hours to go:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Coffee, lots of it
:-)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Luckily I have a beeeeg coffee machine
It will come in useful!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# morning Dave
have a crap pic for that post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:35, archived)
# They stood at the jetty at midnight.
Their lips all a quiver.
She gave a cough.
her leg fell off.
and floated down the river.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:39, archived)
# The boy stood on the burning deck

Eating peanuts by the peck
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
and floated down the river

RIP Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# hello new person
you maybe want to try this section..

www.b3ta.com/talk


failing that, how are you keeping you cunt calling person you?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# i'll be honest with you
i'm pretty drunk

P.S. i'm gonn abe in houston for the next 3 weeks, any late-night b3tans from those parts fancy some beverages?

/fear of lonliness in the states blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:38, archived)
# That's why I said uooz drunk
that's why what I said to Buttam
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# For a drunk guy he spells pretty good
I should be so lucky.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# i have controol
i really do

/king of mistakes and correxting then
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# That's a long way from here
In fact I don't think ANYONE lives in Houston except astronauts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Whitney does!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Only way to be on mercin land
I was going to dare you to go on a subway tomorrow and shout "alah be praised die infidels" but you may not survive that, so don't.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# the only subway you'll find in Houston,
has an angry 17yo mexican behind the counter asking if you want mustard on your sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Eat Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:18, archived)
# mmmmmm
flesh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
# i figure the first thing i say to my transatlantic "friends" is:

"Houston. We have a problem!"
"
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Iz that a personage?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# It's the greeter
at the doorway to lack.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# There is much stonedness there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Yeah
to be honest it's Liquify Tool enhanced stonedness, but it's stonedness all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# epic fail?
sounds like 4chan talk to me.

but obviously you're breaking rule 31

/making the rules up as i gp along blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
"epic fail", I wish I'd thought of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# unfortunately b3ta as a whole
"wishes it thought of that", but in reality didn't

/barbara werner/dick beattie/apostrophe pedantry (what happened to that)/houpla (why does noone understand that anyomre) plus loads excluded

/b3ta: "funny pictures or digital arts?" blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Lots of good things
have originated here though, and it's evolving all the time. And after 4 years I still think b3ta's the most fun messageboard on the web.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:00, archived)
# barring /b/
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# no no no no no
"your all gay"
try again do
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
I do love these.

Well, I'm off to eat drink and be merry ... or pipin.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# shouldn't it be you're
you cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
etc..

i wanna have your feckin bbirs
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is made all the better by the lager and stuff i have consumed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:03, archived)