
We never had any oil anyway. It's all lies
The only thing under the North Sea is a vast underground reserve of Jaffa Cakes marmalade. And we're keeping that
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Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40,
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The only thing under the North Sea is a vast underground reserve of Jaffa Cakes marmalade. And we're keeping that

They gorge on marmalade then spew up in the Thames
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Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44,
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You are. Since James became our King, England has lived under the thumb of the Northern oppressors.
Even to this day, England remain the only country in the United Kingdom to be denied their own parliament and the hordes of Scotsmen in London, monitoring the progress of our development outstrips even the number who remain in Scotland.
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Sat 5 May 2007, 14:37,
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Even to this day, England remain the only country in the United Kingdom to be denied their own parliament and the hordes of Scotsmen in London, monitoring the progress of our development outstrips even the number who remain in Scotland.