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# 'Git oot sassenachs!'
Independance for Scotland???
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't speak Scottish.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# just
drink more!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I'm fresh out of McEwens
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Pfft
We never had any oil anyway. It's all lies

The only thing under the North Sea is a vast underground reserve of Jaffa Cakes marmalade. And we're keeping that
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# so thats what attracts the whales
They gorge on marmalade then spew up in the Thames
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# There's
a whale in the thames?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Who do you think is taking your oil?
You are. Since James became our King, England has lived under the thumb of the Northern oppressors.

Even to this day, England remain the only country in the United Kingdom to be denied their own parliament and the hordes of Scotsmen in London, monitoring the progress of our development outstrips even the number who remain in Scotland.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# The Scots need the oil
to cook their chips in !
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 15:01, archived)