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# Yeah enough of the autobiography!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# lol
... i wish i had some smack!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# riverghost
needs a slap lol
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I'll tell ya what
I'll get ya a step ladder so you can do it:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# lol :p
But what makes you think that I don't punch below the belt?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Coz I wear my belt around my shoes
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Well
At least you won't be able to dash off quickly then when I give you a good hiding...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# One belt for each shoe.
Did I mention my shoes were mopeds?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# No
I believe you left that minor detail out of your advert in lonely hearts.com
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Ah I think you've got the wrong person
All my ads are in phoneboxes.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Well
I guess you need the money to pay for all that petrol for your shoes...
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Shush
You've already broken the 50 posts a year quota!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Oh really?
Well I'll just have to sign back in under one of my zillion other aliases then to carry on the dispute!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# You could
But that would just be lame.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# But
Nobody would know it was me so wouldn't really know that. Do you work for the lame investigations department of the b3tan police force perchance? :p
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Hey, you'll just
be compliant like everyone else and get on your knees ;)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Oh
A bit of a gang forming is it? :p
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# SMACK
Ahhhh ahhhhh Saviour of the universe!
It's so morish!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Tell ...
me about it!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# *injects into sphincter*
And in related new. I have a pizza coming, and they just informed me that it was buy one get one free:)
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Especially
If you've got 'the habit'
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:28, archived)