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# Haha
Did I mention that I spent the months of Jan to Mar with such luminaries as Sacha Baron Cohen ( had that cunt for a month ) Sharon and Ozzie, Helena Christianson, Princess Michael of Cunt and Al Gore ( amongst others ).

That's right. No I fucking didn't mention it* ;)




* might have mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# you didn't kill Cohen for the sake of Humanity then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# He never left his room
that I could see, which was odd seeing as the tab was being picked up by Warner and he was meeting with them to discuss Borat 2 . Oh I see, yes, I should have killed him. But Isla Fisher was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# she would be considered 'the spoils' if you had done the world of comedy a favour and shot him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hey now,
I feel bad enough as it is for failing you...
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# So you bloody should after he's in the running for THIS:
www.spin.com/features/news/2007/05/070504_queen/

*feels the blood boiling already


still maybe someone else will shoot him before they start filming
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# To be honest
I'd rather they shot the director so the film was never made. Mercury was a vile creature. I found his music particularly shite too, but that's me, all in with the Jazz crowd ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Believe me
You don' want to name drop with me around:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Oh I don't know
I'd give you a run for your money. I've been around a lot longer than you and my Mrs was very friendly with Princess Di ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# So was Will Carling...
James Hewitt...
Dodi Fayed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# That just meants she had a high car insurance premium.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# She still fucking does
I can't get the crazy cow to give up work and move oop north for good. She wanted our son brought up in the country but I think secretly if she lived here full time her lungs might explode with the fresh air due to the 40 a day sh smokes and all the lovely London fumes she's living on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Reminds me of that film Eat the Rich.
Some bint trying to get into trendy restaurant: 'But I know Jack Nicholson'
Maitre'd: 'Piss off, star-fucker'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Lol
I once got a fleeting glance of Bill Oddie I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:45, archived)