Or maybe plumIs a variety of greengage!
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Mon 7 May 2007, 16:25,
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Which has been knocked about a bit in the crates......'til it's gone all bruised. I'm surprised the E.U. hasn't clamped down on this scandal! Bruised fruit? lé Gasp!
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Mon 7 May 2007, 16:32,
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