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# I happen to like pie.
And if you know how, you can do some pretty awesome stuff in spreadsheets.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# VBA
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Darn tootin'
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Belms
10 CLS
20 PRINT "WANKERS" ;
30 GOTO 20
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
#
can you make gods from balls of fluffeh coughed up by kittens?
how about making reservoirs of pure perfect chilled heineken export?

Nope?
Your spreadsheets look rather piss poor now, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Is heineken nice then?
I'm pretty new on the beer scene. So far I've had Carlsberg and Strongbow.

Carlsberg tastes like dilute carbonated piss.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Carlsberg tastes like what it is.
Dilute carbonated piss.

Strongbow isn't a beer anyway, but it tastes worse. If you want nice beer try a real ale. Makes your shit really stink as well.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# try bitters, ales and porters
lager is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Heineken Export
Is the selected drink of those who require more than the pissy fermentation known as Fosters or Carlsberg, and want something with more class than a pint of Wife Beater.

At other time, drink Ale. Its good for you.*

(*Fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Drink Guinness.
Guinness.
Gives you shits.

Real ale is the daddy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# strongbow is not beer.
it's imitation apple juice
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
#
With concentrated juice of rejected pears.

Gahhhhhh - Tis GRIM
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# It's all
piss apart from Stella and Kronenbourg.

I should know. I've been drunker longer than any of these whippersnappers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Heineken = piss.
FACT.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)