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# That's great,
although I'd put them all at zero,

given their complete non-existence and all.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# they do exist
how else could there be pictures of them?
(obviously muhammed doesn't though)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Yes.
There is only one true God, and it is called 'Frp'. It lives in a teapot in a garden shed in Kettering and is responsible for the materialisation of half-chewed fish heads in bin bags from households that don't eat fish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That's a good point
There should also be a card for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Noodliness - 100

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Appendages - infinite
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:06, archived)