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[challenge entry] Top Trumps Deities - repost from October
Top Trumps Deities

The game does drag on a bit...

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(salvadorevincent, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# this for the win
it was good then and is still the best now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# repost thread!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
just got that :)
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# but but but
it wasn't jack sprat!!
it was the knave of hearts!!!
(jack sprat could eat no meat, his wife could eat no lean, she died malnourished and he re-married a photographer /jasper fforde blog)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# tbh
i didn't even look at the answers when i made it
plus i don't think the correct answer is even on there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# it's ok
it works
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# it's not
but it doesn't spoil the animation, just thought i'd point it out ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# That's great,
although I'd put them all at zero,

given their complete non-existence and all.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# they do exist
how else could there be pictures of them?
(obviously muhammed doesn't though)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Yes.
There is only one true God, and it is called 'Frp'. It lives in a teapot in a garden shed in Kettering and is responsible for the materialisation of half-chewed fish heads in bin bags from households that don't eat fish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That's a good point
There should also be a card for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Noodliness - 100

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Appendages - infinite
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I like this very muchie
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality.
I would know what cards you've got immediately just through what cards I've got. I used to play it by myself, with a dummy hand just testing out every different scenario
of which cards would beat which other cards for hours, sometimes three or four at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious. So I'd know exactly what card
you've got in your hand from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat, statistically, any card that you
could have in your hand at that precise moment.

You will never win.

Could still be fun, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Dammit
what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# The Orifice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Ah, I remember now
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# the office
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Cheers
I recognised it but couldn't quite picture which dickhead was saying it in which programme/film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Haha
*puts your stapler in a jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *jelly-phobic*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ...again.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# 'tis the good
needs additional blank card for the atheist vote
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# That's the one
With Richard Dawkins on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ah, well he still gets 100 on the smiting then
or at least the earthly equivalent, 'being quite irate at times'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# And an all-one one deity overview card
for the agnostics.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Great stuff
Though I don't know what Buddha is doing in there :)

I'd buy a pack dedicated to the Hindu gods...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# What?
No piccy of Mohammed?




(clut, Thu 10 May 2007, 23:33, archived)