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# How long did all that take you?!
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Fuck!
You're a cunt this early?
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# eh?
I asked how long it took someone to make 24 cards. Why'd you call me a cunt?
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# *puts fingers in HT's ears*

*Shouts LA LA LA LA*

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# morning Dave
got anything nice planned today?
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# nice music in church
ros biff lunch and . . . sit on the sofa farting until work tomorrow, I guess . . .

We wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but it's finished C]:0(

you?

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:24, archived)
# no idea at the moment
might drive back to my old home town to see the comic shop owner about stocking my Zombie book. Or I might stay here and get some work done.

Pan's Labyrinth is ace, rent it out from Blockbuster (or another leading film rental specialist)
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Is it there yet?
I thought it had only just stopped at the cinema . . .

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# yeah it came out a while ago
cinemas just kept running it because word of mouth was so good
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# pan?
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Even I couldn't imagine a world with that happening!
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# What's wrong with cunt? It's a good word.
I'd get away with it more if I kept my old name.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# It's the one word that I always assume is meant as a simply offensive remark
Especially as there's no winking symbol or hint of sarcasm after it.
So I repeat, why'd you call me a cunt, what have I done to you?
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# SOMEBODY is in a fighting mood!
*watches*
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# no chap, trying to get to the bottom
of why I've upset someone so we can all be nice friends. As you well know ;)

How are you today chap?
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Good!
As mentioned earlier, I am eagerly awaiting my copy of the codex seraphinianus.

I got one of the original print run of 5000.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# what's that then?
*googles*
ooooh, looks interesting, I'll look at that a bit more later.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Jesus!
What's the problem man? You'd think I'd cut your arm off. It's Nikon Fella here. I'm supposed to be a cunt, you eejit!
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Sorry mate
If that's just how you greet people then fine, I'll ignore it. But I don't respond well to unexplained insults without comedic remarks that follow.
It comes from gettiong called a cunt on here by a couple of other people with no explanantion whatsoever.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Aye but it's me...
It's what I do. Come to Belfast and I'll call you a cunt to your face, but still buy you a pint.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# I am going to make a t-shirt that says
FREE PINTS FOR CUNTS
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# how sweet
*makes note in B3ta translation manual made, Nikon/Shuya is a sweary mary and is not being rude* ;)
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Right!
I'll make a note that you're a sarcy cunt
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I can be, also noted for having a "very dry wit" by someone
(I forget who now)

But never nasty to people :)
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I know you do, sir ;)
I just didn't want to give myself away so soon, so I apologise if I sounded rude. Well, I was being rude but in my own way...the new name throws people. It's still me though...The fucking rude cunt AKA Nikon Fella. I'm rude as hell but still nice about it. Hopefully.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# That would actually make quite a nice t-shirt
with "hopefully" being a back print :D
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Too long, I think
though I'm sure a T shirt could come from edited portions ;)
/you have the skills for that
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# There is a very high chance that he is being rude, you just don't need to take it personally.
Not that I'm speaking on someone else's behalf or anything.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# That's rich coming from you, Mr Gronkie!
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
WE'RE ALL CUNTS AROUND HERE, ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS A RETARD OR A LIAR.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I must apologise for not taking part much in your ZMR site
it seems redecorating here is taking longer than I thought. And added extras like painting the frigging front gate etc. I promise I'll get my musical arse in gear soon.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Don't sweat it, I haven't been doing much lately either.
The last 10 people to have signed up have been spammers. I've spent more time banning people than I have making music lately.

I really need to make it harder for them...
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I just found a track of me "attempting" to play flamenco guitar
I've uploaded it senduit.com/27e2a3
it's full of mistakes and swearing
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Awesome!
Don't forget, Mystery Bob made a hosting site if you want to use it:

zombiemoonrobots.spirokeet.com/
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Blimey!
Noone told me about that (though I haven't been on ZMR for a while). Greatfully recieved sir! And bookmarked.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I'm not sure asf files will work though - best to put it in mp3 format...
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I do that anyway
I have stuff recommended by Rapitinui and that for doing drum backings but I can't get what I want. I need to work out programming my own keyboard to be honest. I can do a lot with it except getting drum patterns to work for me.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# It's not the nicest thing to call someone
when they just asked how long it took to make a set of cards

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# It's me, you big Deirdre
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Ahhh!
Nikon . . .

Still, no need if you're going to change yer id. I'm with Happy Toats on thissun

FLUFF! FTW!

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Right! *abducts your babies*
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# 0_o

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Don't worry, Dave's only going to bugger them anyway.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# long time
couple of hours, plus did some during comp
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that's some mighty dedication
*plays Roy Castle's trumpet*
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# eww!
He was buried with that!

(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# but if you want to be the best
and you want to beat the rest

a good shovel and a few hours digging's what you need
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:28, archived)