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# How long did all that take you?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Fuck!
You're a cunt this early?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# eh?
I asked how long it took someone to make 24 cards. Why'd you call me a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# *puts fingers in HT's ears*

*Shouts LA LA LA LA*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# morning Dave
got anything nice planned today?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# nice music in church
ros biff lunch and . . . sit on the sofa farting until work tomorrow, I guess . . .

We wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but it's finished C]:0(

you?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:24, archived)
# no idea at the moment
might drive back to my old home town to see the comic shop owner about stocking my Zombie book. Or I might stay here and get some work done.

Pan's Labyrinth is ace, rent it out from Blockbuster (or another leading film rental specialist)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Is it there yet?
I thought it had only just stopped at the cinema . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# yeah it came out a while ago
cinemas just kept running it because word of mouth was so good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Even I couldn't imagine a world with that happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# What's wrong with cunt? It's a good word.
I'd get away with it more if I kept my old name.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# It's the one word that I always assume is meant as a simply offensive remark
Especially as there's no winking symbol or hint of sarcasm after it.
So I repeat, why'd you call me a cunt, what have I done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# SOMEBODY is in a fighting mood!
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# no chap, trying to get to the bottom
of why I've upset someone so we can all be nice friends. As you well know ;)

How are you today chap?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Good!
As mentioned earlier, I am eagerly awaiting my copy of the codex seraphinianus.

I got one of the original print run of 5000.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# what's that then?
*googles*
ooooh, looks interesting, I'll look at that a bit more later.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Jesus!
What's the problem man? You'd think I'd cut your arm off. It's Nikon Fella here. I'm supposed to be a cunt, you eejit!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Sorry mate
If that's just how you greet people then fine, I'll ignore it. But I don't respond well to unexplained insults without comedic remarks that follow.
It comes from gettiong called a cunt on here by a couple of other people with no explanantion whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Aye but it's me...
It's what I do. Come to Belfast and I'll call you a cunt to your face, but still buy you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# I am going to make a t-shirt that says
FREE PINTS FOR CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# how sweet
*makes note in B3ta translation manual made, Nikon/Shuya is a sweary mary and is not being rude* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Right!
I'll make a note that you're a sarcy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I can be, also noted for having a "very dry wit" by someone
(I forget who now)

But never nasty to people :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I know you do, sir ;)
I just didn't want to give myself away so soon, so I apologise if I sounded rude. Well, I was being rude but in my own way...the new name throws people. It's still me though...The fucking rude cunt AKA Nikon Fella. I'm rude as hell but still nice about it. Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# That would actually make quite a nice t-shirt
with "hopefully" being a back print :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Too long, I think
though I'm sure a T shirt could come from edited portions ;)
/you have the skills for that
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# There is a very high chance that he is being rude, you just don't need to take it personally.
Not that I'm speaking on someone else's behalf or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# That's rich coming from you, Mr Gronkie!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
WE'RE ALL CUNTS AROUND HERE, ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS A RETARD OR A LIAR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I must apologise for not taking part much in your ZMR site
it seems redecorating here is taking longer than I thought. And added extras like painting the frigging front gate etc. I promise I'll get my musical arse in gear soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Don't sweat it, I haven't been doing much lately either.
The last 10 people to have signed up have been spammers. I've spent more time banning people than I have making music lately.

I really need to make it harder for them...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I just found a track of me "attempting" to play flamenco guitar
I've uploaded it senduit.com/27e2a3
it's full of mistakes and swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Awesome!
Don't forget, Mystery Bob made a hosting site if you want to use it:

zombiemoonrobots.spirokeet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Blimey!
Noone told me about that (though I haven't been on ZMR for a while). Greatfully recieved sir! And bookmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I'm not sure asf files will work though - best to put it in mp3 format...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I do that anyway
I have stuff recommended by Rapitinui and that for doing drum backings but I can't get what I want. I need to work out programming my own keyboard to be honest. I can do a lot with it except getting drum patterns to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# It's not the nicest thing to call someone
when they just asked how long it took to make a set of cards

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# It's me, you big Deirdre
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Ahhh!
Nikon . . .

Still, no need if you're going to change yer id. I'm with Happy Toats on thissun

FLUFF! FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Right! *abducts your babies*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Don't worry, Dave's only going to bugger them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# long time
couple of hours, plus did some during comp
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that's some mighty dedication
*plays Roy Castle's trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# eww!
He was buried with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# but if you want to be the best
and you want to beat the rest

a good shovel and a few hours digging's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:28, archived)