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# What's great about it?
Bowie's clearly-defined cock and balls on permanent display

Muppets

Singing

Female star underage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Jennifer Connelly......Rocketeer.......*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Errr, was your post for or against?
Cos all of the above are plusses in my book :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Things that don't turn me on:
underage girls

David Bowie's genitals

Muppets

singing




I'm sure if I was or had ever been a 10 year-old girl, I'd love it, but due to an accident of birth I find myself in the body of a 29 year-old man who would rather hack off his own genitals with a blunt instrument than sit through fucking Labyrinth again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Issues.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Probably
my ex made me watch it, she said it was her favourite film ever

and then there's all these fucking muppets going "Goblin king! Goblin king!" and fucking David fucking Bowie and his packet bulging out of his trousers

and then it went on for another hour

and then a year later she left me

/scarred for life
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# put it better than I ever could
Bowie's basket makes up for everything else
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)