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# The Goblin King......

....did you know that the makers of that film thought about getting Michael Jackson to play the freakishly-dressed, child-snatching king of the fantasy world?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Woo! to the pic
and eek! to the movie trivia. That image will haunt my dreams now *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# He might not have got the part
but he certainly read the script
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Acquitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# The doves do not lie.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Doves are lying gits.
Lying, thieving, gambling, raping, pillaging cooing BASTARDS.



Actually, they're nice as far as I know. But still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Michael's as innocent as OJ
They should form an undercover crimecommitting fighting outfit.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Were he rich; they might.
But he's poor, now. There's no money in it for the authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ah but
'found not guilty' is not acquitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# It's not 'found guilty' either though.
I feel so sorry for that poor boy. And yeah, I say boy, because that's all he is in his head, from what I can see. Poor little kitten, his dad fucked his head right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I think his dad
fucked his arse up and that's where it all started.
MJ is a filthy child abusing oxygen thief and I challenge him to sue me. ( He might, I've probably got more money than him now )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Those Jacksons are all weirdos and pervs.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *smears self with own faecal matter*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *smears jolly jack with own fecal matter*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# OK.....that's just gross.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Woo!
Braw! and factual too C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# topical :¬)
nice pic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Oh I say
Now that is a bit lovely, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# woooOOOoOOOooooo!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Woo!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# How do you do,
The voodoo,
That you do,
So well?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# you remind me of a man
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Just a man
With a mans courage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# argh....
I have reference-lexia.

Boosh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# The theme tune to "Flash" by queen
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *head assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# argh Labyrinth
what a fucking awful film
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I loved it when i was a kid
but it's one that I'm not going to watch again now I'm older.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Nonsense.
Twas great.....'cept that trippy bit when she eats the poisoned peach. That was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Agreed
There were a couple of things I think they could have left out, but it is a fabulous film.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Like her trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Or his
*eyes glaze over*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# WHAT?
Yeah, the music was great for that bit even if the ballroom visuals were pants... ;)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# What's great about it?
Bowie's clearly-defined cock and balls on permanent display

Muppets

Singing

Female star underage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Jennifer Connelly......Rocketeer.......*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Errr, was your post for or against?
Cos all of the above are plusses in my book :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Things that don't turn me on:
underage girls

David Bowie's genitals

Muppets

singing




I'm sure if I was or had ever been a 10 year-old girl, I'd love it, but due to an accident of birth I find myself in the body of a 29 year-old man who would rather hack off his own genitals with a blunt instrument than sit through fucking Labyrinth again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Issues.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Probably
my ex made me watch it, she said it was her favourite film ever

and then there's all these fucking muppets going "Goblin king! Goblin king!" and fucking David fucking Bowie and his packet bulging out of his trousers

and then it went on for another hour

and then a year later she left me

/scarred for life
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# put it better than I ever could
Bowie's basket makes up for everything else
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# How can you say that?
I mean "type" that...I mean...

Oh forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# WRONG.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# That's just crazy casting!
Woo to the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *swoons*
And yes I did know that. Something they try desperately to down play or outright deny these days!

Woosome as ever sir!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Yay!
( I've just realised how shit I used to be at shopping, this is about 18 months old )


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Bonnie Tyler?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Bowie's a fucking creeper.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:14, archived)