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# Ahhh...
The joys of buying a house!!

Any help needed, give me a shout.
I went through War and Peace buying my house, and I'm still renovating it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# :D
Be careful, you'll get taken up on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# no probs
mines a 1880's mid demi terrace / semi detatched which had NO central heating, knackered wiring, rotten joists and floorboards, and a bulge in cellar wall bigger than the average beer belly.

Ohhh, the joys of damp proof injections which is a fucking useless concept but one that the mortgage company insists on.

/fucking bastard backhander banks
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# :D
Who are you with? Ours (if it comes through, should hear sometime today) is with Cheltenham and Gloucester.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# C&G are ok ... Lloyds TSB essentially
I'm with Future Mortgages - Only because I'm a 100% buyer no deposit and single purchase!



Note to Captain Wow : Study the above picture. If any walls resemble that above, don't walk away. RUN! FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Nah, all the walls are straight.
There's a big mirror next to the loo for some reason though.

I haven't asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Perverted sexual deviants if you ask me.
You should fit right in :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# nice
I love damp, the building next door to us is derelict, so we get tons of it. And rats. And Romanian squatters - they all turned up one day with suitcases and moved in. One of them was even wearing a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha!!
thinks of the young ones and alexie sayle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:14, archived)