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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

"Forcing them to make head-shots for petty offences"

They think a child throwing a cream bun at a bus is petty? I have been on a bus where kids threw stuff and the bus driver swerved (shat me right up).

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

They should be arrested for waste of a cream bun.

*points in mouth* They should have put it in here.

Know what I did this morning? Put an offer in on our flat.

AAAAAAAAAAGH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

cooooooooool

the one you are living in?
details woman!
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7187957

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

No, different one.

It's all georgian high ceilings and tiny kitchen and big sash bay windows.

AND IT'S GOT AN ORIGINAL VERANDA.

I'm so excited about that bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

coooooool

sounds delightful

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-7344801.rsp?pa_n=2&tr_t=buy

That's it. It looks way better in real life. Much lighter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

cor!

looks grand! *fingers crossed*

plus, if you get it, i'll know whereyou live, which'll make stalking you SO much easier

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

*hug* cheers lovely.

I can't sit still, I'm too nervous. Cutrrently I'm sat here talking to you lot, flingling my legs around under my desk and tapping my pen when not typing.

I'm basically being really annoying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

that is a nice place

how much if you dont mind me asking?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

£124,950 (it's only a one bedroom flat, not the whole house. Bottom right corner of it)

And if you gazump me I will fucking have you.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

*gazumps*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

*gaz humps*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ooh, you bitch.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

You don't scare me, cyberboy.

I know kung fu.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

Cyberboy?

How dare you!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

You have no idea how much I love to wind people up.

Come on glowsticks, cheer up. Don't get your goggles in a twist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

To be fair

I do dance with glowsticks.

And yes, I wear goggles.

But I do not wear fucking white or neon.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

Do you wear oddly pointy clothing?

God I used to love watching people go in and out of cyberdog.

horrible place though, gives me a headache.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

Cyberdog is horrendous.

I own one item of cyberdog clothing and it has no logos.
Outdated, cheaply made and horribly overpriced (and crap looking) shit.

I wear lots of leather and metal if that counts as pointy.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

That'd do as pointy

Different type though. Better, I'd say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

chill out Cap'n - i'm 300000* miles away!

(im had to fart around with the bank and the solicitors/conveyancer's today instead of sleeping)
* may not be real distance but its a hell of a long way!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

im 5 days off settlement

on an apartment! I share your nerves!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

I haven't got that far.

I'm going to be a wreck by the end of this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

do the hard yards now

its well worth it in the long run,
and good luck :)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

*Reads price*

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is it made from gold bricks?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

No, it's a property with lots of period features

In one of the most expensive areas of the UK.

How much did you buy your place for?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

£50,000, 10 years ago.

6 bedroom semi (ex Post Office) with 5 bathrooms and rear parking. And One-Stop adjacent

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

In Bradford?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Stotfold.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

And of course everyone wants to live in Stotfold.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Good for you.

10 years ago I was 12.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

So was I :)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

for some reason

I have an image of that portrait of the queen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

You and your sexual fantasies...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

*salutes*

'ning Captain.

Congratulations.

I asked my 'tame' estate agent about your stamp duty question yesterday, and he basically confirmed what everyone here said, but added that gazumping hardly ever happens these days and estate agents discourage it, from which I deduce he's a lying twunt.

Still, prompt and courteous, would do again.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

That's fantastic.

Star you are!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

HA, I make a counter offer

two bags of Quavers AND a bunch of daffodils!

I'm a financial genius!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

I'm going to wee on you.

And not in a nice way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

I feel dirty and used

I love it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

Bend over, Blackadder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

The Bishop of Bath and Wells visited my school (when I were a wee nipper)

didn't see him eat any babies. Most disappointing.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

That's very upsetting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

ning cap'n

buying a flat was the most frightening thing I've ever done, but luckily it's now worth 60k more than I paid* for it

*er, strictly I haven't actually paid for it yet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

And in a year's time

it'll be worth 60k less than you paid* for it...

*and you still won't have paid for it.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

soooo

it was you dumping that radioactive waste in my garden

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

It said 'Radon' -

I thought that was just a washing powder...?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

I was really thinking of when Brown's not around

to prop up the market with his big fibs.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

I'm shitting myself.

the agent's got yet to get back to me. Why di I have to speak to their financial advisor? Why can't they just speak to mine? I spent most of last night doing so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Ahhh...

The joys of buying a house!!

Any help needed, give me a shout.
I went through War and Peace buying my house, and I'm still renovating it!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

Be careful, you'll get taken up on that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

no probs

mines a 1880's mid demi terrace / semi detatched which had NO central heating, knackered wiring, rotten joists and floorboards, and a bulge in cellar wall bigger than the average beer belly.

Ohhh, the joys of damp proof injections which is a fucking useless concept but one that the mortgage company insists on.

/fucking bastard backhander banks

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

Who are you with? Ours (if it comes through, should hear sometime today) is with Cheltenham and Gloucester.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

C&G are ok ... Lloyds TSB essentially

I'm with Future Mortgages - Only because I'm a 100% buyer no deposit and single purchase!

Note to Captain Wow : Study the above picture. If any walls resemble that above, don't walk away. RUN! FAST!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

Nah, all the walls are straight.

There's a big mirror next to the loo for some reason though.

I haven't asked.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Perverted sexual deviants if you ask me.

You should fit right in :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

nice

I love damp, the building next door to us is derelict, so we get tons of it. And rats. And Romanian squatters - they all turned up one day with suitcases and moved in. One of them was even wearing a suit.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha!!

thinks of the young ones and alexie sayle!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

*lobs bun*

HOLE IN ONE!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Nyumnyumnyumnyum.

*smacks lips*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

*kisses*

mmm sweet lips

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

I didn't know you were gay for Bertie Bassett

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

there is so much you are yet to learn, muffins!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

I have been on a bus when some 10 year old kids managed to launch a bowling ball through the window

that shat me up because i was almost asleep at the time.
they stopped the entire bus service through that area fr 3 months afterwards.

-- The End --

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

Ningaling!

Is it just me who's exhausted despite sleeping well?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

'ning

wouldn't know...I'm exhausted due to sleeping badly

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

Nope

I wake up shattered every morning, crawl through the day fantasising about sleep.

Then inexplicably around 11.30pm I am awake & alert, just in time for bed.

Repeat the next day.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

As I recall

that's a symptom of SAD I think.

I get exactly the same thing, mainly in winter - it's to do with light levels during the day. Read up on it!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

I am aware of SAD (thats you that is)

I had an ex that did the whole light treatment thingy. Didnt stop her being a miserable sour faced bitch.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Hahaha

My ladyfriend still uses a lightbox occasionally even in summer (especially when the weather's as filthy as it is at the moment).
I use it myself from time to time - it does make a difference.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

yip - the last 4 years of my life on and off

combos of
SAD
stress
too much cocodamol, paracetamol and caffeine
if you get a headache - just drink water
if you feel tired - don't drink caffeine
if you feel dizzy - don't eat sugar
take more (some) exercise
avoid pollution, especially diesel fumes (train stations & traffic buildup)
avoid close proximity to printers, photocopiers ( VOC)
avoid aerosol deodorants and domestic cleaners such as spray bleach etc
get fresh air

it all works

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

*writes all of this down*

*gets horribly confused when standing at a crowded platform in Temple Meads*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

it was frequent train travel that started it off for me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Blimey, reminds me of that Baz Lurman song/poem

"Trust me on the sun-screen"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

fuck that shit

although I thought sick-building syndrome and all that stuff was bunk until I started suffering from it

at its worst I thought I must have a brain tumour or something. Turns out just to be environmental and dietary

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

B_E suffers from an awful lot of symptoms

including IBS, chronic fatigue, nausea, so on.

I wondered if it might be environmental - but then she confessed that she'd never slept a full night's sleep since she was 12.

I'm getting her to a sleep clinic soon because I reckon lack of sleep could be causing all of it.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

it certainly doesn't help

I almost completely avoid caffeine now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

You're quite right

there's nothing like a bit of fresh air and exercise. I'm a bit of a pansy when it comes to rain though.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

'Ning

I'm a bit pooped this morning. Didn't sleep too well last night.

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Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

Not good :(

I might have to fall asleep on a server later on. Nice and warm.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

I am v bouncy and slept well

though I have a big fat swollen Vanessa Feltz hand after a karate misunderstanding

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

I'm awake cos the boiler man said he'd be here first thing.

Naiive much?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

they wait at your house at 7.30am, watching

if you're up, they bugger off until 11.30

if you're asleep, they knock on the door

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

Almost certainly true.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

If you slept well and are also bouncy

then I may have to kill you for being an offense.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Ning-a-ling

Me too, fell asleep at about 11:30 last night yet I'm still tired

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

^this.

I have no idea what happened last night but everyone I know seems to be exhausted.

Maybe there was some sort of major disaster that subtly happened while we were in our beds...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

I bet your army training taught you to go without sleep

and still be a finely tuned killing machine!

(I Must stop reading Andy McNab books)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

shot through the head

and you're to blame, baby
you give law enforcement
a baad name

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)