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# I eat my peas with honey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# with my honey?
but she is downstairs watching tv. The two timing so and so last time i share my peas
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# you don't want to know what she's been doing with the carrots....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i want to know
¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# mmm
says she likes meat not veg usually.

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well i stole my mum's carrot yesterday
except i actually mean carrot, not penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i also didn't pull it out of her in any way
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Suppose
its the ginger of the veg world.

You don't hate them but just glad you arn't one
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# yes
and in many cases, you're glad to have one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# have you ever played the knife and pea game?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# The object of the game
is to stab as many peas as you can onto a knife one after the other, without your collection of peas falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Didn't pea yourself did you?
I'd keep a napkin there just in case
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i'd cheat and use honey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED CHEATING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# NO, ACTUALLY IT'S WHY I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# i've done so all my life
it makes the peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# shh
spike's ghost will return from beyond the grave and claim his five pounds
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# with dr honey snow
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)