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# fork friendly peas

when will they be invented?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# you just have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# touché
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# ha ha
simple but ace
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# thankyou
i'm trying to eat peas at the moment but it's not going well

i keep peaing on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
#
use more honey
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# peas are knife friendly
EVOLVE YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I eat my peas with honey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# with my honey?
but she is downstairs watching tv. The two timing so and so last time i share my peas
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# you don't want to know what she's been doing with the carrots....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i want to know
¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# mmm
says she likes meat not veg usually.

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well i stole my mum's carrot yesterday
except i actually mean carrot, not penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i also didn't pull it out of her in any way
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Suppose
its the ginger of the veg world.

You don't hate them but just glad you arn't one
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# yes
and in many cases, you're glad to have one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# have you ever played the knife and pea game?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# The object of the game
is to stab as many peas as you can onto a knife one after the other, without your collection of peas falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Didn't pea yourself did you?
I'd keep a napkin there just in case
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i'd cheat and use honey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED CHEATING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# NO, ACTUALLY IT'S WHY I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# i've done so all my life
it makes the peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# shh
spike's ghost will return from beyond the grave and claim his five pounds
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# with dr honey snow
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# instead of adding butter
add superglue
woo
but peas are shit anyway, or are they?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# no, shit is brown
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Silly Samles
Shit is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# just use a spoon
or a small pointy stick
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# isn't that basically what forks are?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# no
spoons are deeper and have no prongs
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no
i meant the small pointy stick

but theres always the spork.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Use a straw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# or
yoo could put them in a funnel and let them drop into your mouth as yoo pour them in from some kind of sachel.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# or
put a small explosive charge at the base of the pea pile, then just stand in close promimity with your mouth wide open, messy, but you'll probably get more in there than you would using a fork
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# or
hire a slave

and by 'hire' i mean spend money on a whip.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# put them in the bin and eat some chips
braw !

/dth diet
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# i already ate my chips
didn't you read any of the whole pie, peas and chips thing from earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well then why are you bothering with peas
chips are the most important food group.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i beg to differ
wine gums. can't live without them.

and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# all other foods
are simply an accompaniment to chips
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I disagree
by suggesting STEAK and FISH make chips an accompaniment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# they are merely appetising side dishes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# if one were to just order fish in fish and chip shop.
one would be laughed out of the shop. chips are the centerpiece with which one builds a meal around.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# this is not true
chips are hit and miss, more often than not miss
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# they make square watermellons
they are quite freakin' expensive though
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)