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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# opening cans with peni!
crazy fuck man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# surely
some form of can opener would be better suited to the task?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:39, archived)
# ah just keep beating at it
either the can or the penis will give out eventually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:40, archived)
# i suppose
i could always eat the penis if i couldn't get the can open

i've said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# now that's the survival spirit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# better
than whacking scott over the head with a frozen huskie, certainly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# bang and the schlong is gone?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# cillit schlong?
i'm sure my doctor gives that stuff out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# for when plain old bleach just won't work anymore
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# he should
be giving out piriton, then i wouldn't have a nose that feels like it's been cemented.
damn you, pollen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# and it's only may!
you'll be having full on pollen blight with streaming eyes and noses

fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# i know
my eyes are like curried marbles already, i think it's time for an early night lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# hmm, curried marbles
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# all this
thready fun and skullduggery is too much for my biryani'd peepers, i'm off to my pit.
laters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# nite nite
sleep tight

then stop rhyming

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# gnopsify her face
and we're approaching perfection...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)