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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

look at that loafer vibrate!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

If only I had a pair!

I would definitely post a message about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

hell, so would I

and then everyone would know

about me wearing breadmaking equipment on my feet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

hehehe

:)
static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/dildonator.gif (MNBSFW)
...

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Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

link aint working

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

use 'refresh'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

nothing :(

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

imagine the bill for the batteries? or is it mains operated?

Wooo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

that with a jet engine

me want

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

jet powered hovercraft?

you are mad!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

actually I am

I was wondering what would be needed technically to use a jet engine and vector it's output such that we could make a full on hoverbike, like in the seminal movie "Some Guy who rode to his death on a jetbike"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

wouldnt it melt the tarmac or something?

it's prolly possibly easier if you use a jet turbine to power a fan instead though

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

where we're going

we don't need roads

because we'll be going there at about 400 mph and we'll probably be a mess of snot at the destination

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

once you get that fast you can probably use aerodynamics to generate lift, rather than needing a fan

c.f ground effect vehicles
gimme a mo ill find a link
edit: www.damninteresting.com/?p=523
enjoy

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

aren't ground effect vehicles like "fucking gigantic" ?

I'm just talking about a bikey

I know a tubine driving a few props of some kind is probably more sane, I guess whatever is doable ends up looking like some kind of aircraft ultimately

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:51, archived)

my mate is building a jet powered bike....

he's already burnt his shed down testing the engine

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:00, archived)

hahaha

:D

jet engines

not suitable for sheds :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

im sure they'll probably scale down, you can get little remote controlled ones i think

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

I know nothing of this crazy science

:/

I just want a hoverbike!

damn it, it's already way past space year 2000 and we still don't have them

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:09, archived)

there is also a distinct lack of:

1) Living on the moon
B) Four-square-meals-in-a-pill
III) Shiny silver spacesuit clothing

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

wooohwwhhwhhwhoohhwhhhwooh

woohwhohhowohhohhhwwwwwhowww

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

haahaa, oddness :)

in other news...am i right in saying that we have a bit of an issue tonight over at links? seriously, what the fuck is going on over there?

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

'lo 22!

I shall wander over there with a big stick...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

please

with a big lump of shit on it if you could, it's looking like it could get a bit grizzly

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

And it's not even half term holidays!

Perhaps a mod will step in.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

/talk invasion of /links?

oddness

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

Fucking idiots.

Case closed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

cripes!

it's gone mad....

I'll use the fact that it's b0rked to link this - has to be GC but as with my genitals, it needs more exposure...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

opening cans with peni!

crazy fuck man!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

surely

some form of can opener would be better suited to the task?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

ah just keep beating at it

either the can or the penis will give out eventually

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

i suppose

i could always eat the penis if i couldn't get the can open

i've said too much...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

now that's the survival spirit!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

better

than whacking scott over the head with a frozen huskie, certainly ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:46, archived)

bang and the schlong is gone?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:53, archived)

cillit schlong?

i'm sure my doctor gives that stuff out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:54, archived)

for when plain old bleach just won't work anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

he should

be giving out piriton, then i wouldn't have a nose that feels like it's been cemented.
damn you, pollen!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:59, archived)

and it's only may!

you'll be having full on pollen blight with streaming eyes and noses

fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

i know

my eyes are like curried marbles already, i think it's time for an early night lol

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

hmm, curried marbles

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:08, archived)

all this

thready fun and skullduggery is too much for my biryani'd peepers, i'm off to my pit.
laters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

nite nite

sleep tight

then stop rhyming

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:12, archived)

gnopsify her face

and we're approaching perfection...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

That link is most excellent

Thats great! Woo! Yay! *looks for i like this button*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:59, archived)

I wouldn't be standing so close

in all honestly, looks likes it's about to go all large!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

hmmmmm

where can i get one of those?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

JML?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

JML.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

Lovely

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)