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# Fuck YOUR carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# NO!! YOUR CARPET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# YOUR rug!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# rug rug rug yer rug, gently down the rug
merrily merrily merrily merrily life is just a rug
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I've just noticed I wasn't meant to write 'FUCK YOUR CARPET'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# will a door mat do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# what will a door mat do?
will a door mat do do do?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# not much, they just kind of sit there...
lazy fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# if you must
i prefer rugs made by the hands of exquisite boys in the depths of poverty stricken India
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# no not slack jawed yokels in the miresome depths of swindon?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# i will not settle for swindon-made floor adornments!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# :D
blimey!

they are good enough for popes you know!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I tried, but it pulled 'The Sleeper Hold' on me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# and it's brandnew so you wouldn't want it ruined
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# damn!
they can be tricky
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)