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# my first post... woo yay


First seen 4 years ago written in a staff toilet cubicle. I have just mastered Paint. Yay.
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# yay!
let's psot!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# haha, I actually like that.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# The person sitting
next to me says: 'You should have .gif-ed it, to make it more 'crisp'.

I say: pineapples apparently makes semen taste nicer - so Sainsburys - making your boyfriend taste better
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# I also hear that beetroot juice can make it go a little pink.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# an old student experiment of mine...
live of nothing but beetroot for 3 days, drink the juice.
purple wee and poo. and pink spunk.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# You should fucking document that.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# absolutely nothing else
or just lots of it?
if you think the later would work, ill give it a shot for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# both.
you can reproduce the effect a lot uicker by ingesting lots of red and blue food colouring though.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# quicker and 'icker'
i should imagine
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# thats cheating
i shall look on the sainsburys website to check prices (for i am but a poor student) and if all goes well, i may do it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# it all started because we overstocked prior to our failed beetroot wine project.
plus you really need unpickled beetroot for that.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)
# they do
pineapples take da salt away from tingz.
hence why served wif gammon, presumably.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# apparently?
don't deny you don't frequently taste it
(jonjonjon, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# not pineapple flavoured
i haven't
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# but i dont eat much pineapple
so its still only appaently
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# fanx
i feel all warm, but yeah, im just a n00b
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# s'alright
just a bit of friendly advice :) welcome to b3ta - shop a kitten, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# that's shit
sorry but you're fucking rubbish
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# i wish mictoboy
were here, he'd have a right go at you now for saying that :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# and i would duly cave and be oh so sorry
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# i'm glad you are sorry
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# why are you sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# at least his thread has a pic in it
(horrid, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# i'll be charging you double bumming for that
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)
# thats a country wide sainsbury's thing
Some kid kept doing it to my advertising when I worked there, made me laugh every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)