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# Ning-a-ling Cap'n!
All well with yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# It's all good.
Just got to find manwife's passport or birth certificate, both of which are eluding me not 48 hours since I last had them in my possession.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Have you checked the back of the drawers in the bureau?
/old Python gag
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Pfft!
It was in my bag on Monday. I didn't take it out.

Tuesday it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ID THEFT!
manwife 2 is currently on a spending spree in Dubai!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# EYYYYYY
Just spoken to him, and his mum's got his birth certificate, and she'll drop it off later.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# oh
my
god

the mother in law's been going through your bag!
the crazy buddhist!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# That wasn't in my bag
But the passport was.

Which is still missing, not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fair do's
i just wanted to say crazy buddhist really
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# It's a good phrase.
What should I cook for dindins tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# PORK CHOPS!
cauliflower in cheese sauce
and roast parsnips
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I hope you were doing a Fonz stance when you said that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I actually did a little thumbs up at my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# where did you last see them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# In my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# then that's where they are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Nope.
It's been emptied 3 times today already!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# look on one of the three piles then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Down the back of the sofa?
Under the fridge?
In the dog?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Nope
Nope

and manwife's the closest thing I have to a dog, and if he's eaten his own passport I'm going to be most annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Has he got one of those Biometric ones?
If he has, just pass him through a supermarket till.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
"I need a price check"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Haha!
No, definitely not. Paper one, just like thee and me.

His photo's not bad though, it's back from when he had normal hair and not dreads and he looks like a sort of... mixed race Johnny Depp.

Git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)