Dog 'shoots' man

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Dog 'shoots' man
January 26, 2003
A MAN trying to beat his dog to death with a gun was fatally wounded when it apparently went off accidentally, police said.
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Ged-The-Viking,
Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:42,
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"apparently"?
Dogs defence, right there
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Gotham9k,
Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:46,
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The dog's attourneys
will probably try to prove that the man's fingerprints are the only ones on the gun, too.
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Or is it?,
Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:48,
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maybe it was a reynard
wearing foxgloves
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:50,
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Ouch!
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Monkeypuppet,
Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:51,
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