Invite him to a Bash.We'll show him just how evil we really are, by showering him with balloon hats, speech bubbles and fluffy ears.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 18 May 2007, 16:39,
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And shave half his eyebrows off, draw a CDC on his face and put him on a train to Timbuktu.
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Fri 18 May 2007, 17:23,
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