There was a 'Union of the snake'but it turned out to be a crap Duran Duran song.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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....is on the cliiiiiiihiiiihiiiimb...
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
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Right, thats it...*takes hammer to copy of "Duran Duran Decade"*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:14,
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Blimey, what planet are you on?'cos this is planet Earth, BUH BUH BUBBA, BUH BUB BUB BUBBA...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:21,
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I was listening to that on my iSpud this morningI was only 1 when it was released
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mugatu,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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*pinches cheek hard*look at you now, all big and hairy
you big hairy freak you!
*releases cheek*
(you big hairy freak you!
*releases cheek*
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31,
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1981....so I was...twelvety....No, I was 4, just starting school (cue wonder years music)
From that moment on, me and my dad....
(From that moment on, me and my dad....
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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I was six back thenand around my tenth, I bought my first album, which was a Duran Duran album
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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your name is Rioand you dance upon the sand
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:22,
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All that dancing will make him hungry (like the wolf) Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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