drink heavily just before you get on the plane
that way you'll still be sober while boarding
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03,
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I was considering space cookies
but I'm always a bit scred of their restraining* techniques
restraining might involve friendly and properly trained air marshal unloding his gun on you
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Mon 21 May 2007, 18:14,
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