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# I can only apologise for this
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I go on holiday at 9am and I'm scared. They won't let me on the plane drunk, but a G&T onboard is £5! They might as well wear masks, thieving cunts!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Badum tisch!
Great idea, nice work.
Edit: Happy Holidays!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Thanks!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Do you normally have a G&T at 9am?
Not saying it's wrong, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# He's on his holidays, it's mandatory
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Heeeeeee?

Sorry, sounded a bit donkey-like there.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# He!?
I would have thought the pansy drink was a giveaway!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hey! pansy yourself!
G&T is a perfectly macho beverage, and I'm living proof of that!

*waves manpurse*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# That's no manpurse! It's from the Kate Moss collection at Topshop!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# yes, and I bought it on sale! It's was so amazing, that I found it for so little.
We should go shopping togheter one day. I need new shoes and some new clothes for summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# sorry, never seen your norks so until such time you may well be a man
/fooled one too many times on the intraweb blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# No, never!
But I'm petrified of flying.

/guzzles special brew and looks sneaky
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Awwww
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Nothing to apologize for
And will they let you take pills on board? Xanax is a friend.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# *minds*
woo!

where to?
I'm sure tha the new liquid restictions is a scheme by th elow cost airlines to cash in on beverages: hence TERROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Costa Adeje, the bottom (snigger) of Tenerife
I can't take a mascara on the flight cos it's classed as a liquid. Or a pair of tweezers cos they're a weapon. But I can take a lighter and a box of matches. Sensible!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I think those new rules are the most stupidest thing ever
there's no sense to them at all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# TERROR!
neat! sounds like a nice spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Surely you can put them in your suitcase in the hold?
I thought most of the rules only applied to hand luggage.
Says CaroWallis, the ever-so frequent flyer.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I can, yeah, I just generally carry makeup in my hand luggage
because the hold is so cold it freezes it.

However, should I want to set fire to my own head, I can. Hurrah!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Russell Brand has made quite the career out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Can't you put that stuff in one of those plastic see-through bags?
/frequent flyer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Yes you can.
You can take liquids as long as the individual container does not exceed 100ml and the total of all containers does not exceed 1L - and it is in a transparent bag.

Of course I am assuming you are not a drag queen with a quarter litre bottle of industrial mascara.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# drink heavily just before you get on the plane
that way you'll still be sober while boarding
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# I was considering space cookies
but I'm always a bit scred of their restraining* techniques

restraining might involve friendly and properly trained air marshal unloding his gun on you
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Hehehehe
happy holidays and don't worry about the flying bit

if you crash, you probably won't suffer much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I visited my dad earlier.
He reassured me (I literally get so scared the day before I fly, I panic and cry...wuss) by saying 'if it hasn't exploded at the end of the runway you're sorted....when it's landing, I mean'.

Thanks dad.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# arf!
well, it'll all be over before you know it, and it's just holiday goodness from then on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# The impact is the easy bit.
It's the 3 or 4 minutes of absolute shrieking terror just prior.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# when eveyone just GETS NAKED \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# and all the shaky boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Aye, and the fall won't kill ya
It's just the suddens top that does all the damage.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I only wish
they still had the old 'fall into the gap' advertised at train stations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:09, archived)