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# woodlice
invade my living room daily from my garden. they're hard to like when you keep standing on the little buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# It's all part of their cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# their cunning plan
is to be woodlouse jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# what a cute little poem you've made :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# the woodlouse has a cunning plan
it wants to become woodlouse jam
for you to spread upon your toast
and eat it, becoming a woodlouse host...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# yup
they'll be gathering DNA samples for their cloning projects... then one day they will take over the world with their army of SmashMonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# woo!
i get to take over the world without my island, plutonium or army of well-oiles, sexy henchmen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Think of them as baby armadilloes.
This makes them much more likeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# only if they bring me
tiny dime bars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# wood lice are, after all, crunchy on the outside, smooth and creamy in the middle :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# but
are they covered in chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# you're the one who keeps treading on them
you tell us
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# they seem to be filled
with a green, cream-like substance, much like the inside of a mint poppet that's been left out in the sun...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# well, after all, it's patently obvious that armadilloes evolved from woodlice...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# what came first
the woodlouse or the armadillo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# depends which one was on top
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:15, archived)