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# This one's a bit big...
So I've linked it.*

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Previously:
One: The Whale and The Ant
Two: The Elephant and The Walrus
Three: The Owl and The Pussy Cat

*if you're wondering why I've done this, you probably should read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
i'm loving the realism of these meetings (language problems aside)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# thank you!
i'm probably gonna rest the series a bit now, don't want to wear it out.

plus doing that one was bloody hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I like woodlouse
They always seem to be busy, and upto something when you uncover them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# i like that they're very easy to draw walking along :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# woodlice
invade my living room daily from my garden. they're hard to like when you keep standing on the little buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# It's all part of their cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# their cunning plan
is to be woodlouse jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# what a cute little poem you've made :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# the woodlouse has a cunning plan
it wants to become woodlouse jam
for you to spread upon your toast
and eat it, becoming a woodlouse host...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# yup
they'll be gathering DNA samples for their cloning projects... then one day they will take over the world with their army of SmashMonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# woo!
i get to take over the world without my island, plutonium or army of well-oiles, sexy henchmen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Think of them as baby armadilloes.
This makes them much more likeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# only if they bring me
tiny dime bars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# wood lice are, after all, crunchy on the outside, smooth and creamy in the middle :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# but
are they covered in chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# you're the one who keeps treading on them
you tell us
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# they seem to be filled
with a green, cream-like substance, much like the inside of a mint poppet that's been left out in the sun...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# well, after all, it's patently obvious that armadilloes evolved from woodlice...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# what came first
the woodlouse or the armadillo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# depends which one was on top
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# woodlice
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Ha ha, I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# thankee-Sai
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Love these

/edit: ooowwww, you did make an owl and a pussycat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# yup
the idea was too good to ignore... i hope you like what i did with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# YA RLY!

sorry, but yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# top show!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# My girlfriend is
scared to the stream of rofl of both woodlice and armadillos, so i just linked her... i'm awaiting a slap.
(SmallFrowne is outatime, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# she can't be scared of these two, i drew them to be nice, not scary
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Well i didnt get a slap
But they got an "urrrgh"
Even the mention of scaley type things makes her shudder. But yes they are nice - good work!
(SmallFrowne is outatime, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Sweary woodlouse
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# thank you m'dear
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:26, archived)