Think of them as baby armadilloes.
This makes them much more likeable.
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Bob Todd whee,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34,
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only if they bring me
tiny dime bars
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42,
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wood lice are, after all, crunchy on the outside, smooth and creamy in the middle :D
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:47,
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but
are they covered in chocolate?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:49,
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you're the one who keeps treading on them
you tell us
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:55,
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they seem to be filled
with a green, cream-like substance, much like the inside of a mint poppet that's been left out in the sun...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:57,
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well, after all, it's patently obvious that armadilloes evolved from woodlice...
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:50,
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what came first
the woodlouse or the armadillo?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52,
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depends which one was on top
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 21 May 2007, 20:15,
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