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# An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub
it was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# What's different about my lunch today compared to yesterday?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Take my mother in law, no please, I'm serious!
She is made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Did you hear they made a wooden car?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Why did it only take one dung beetle to change a lightbulb?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# What did the bullfighter say to the chicken?
Nothing. It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Knock knock
who's there?

Euurgh! Your letterbox!

Euurgh your letterbox who?

It was full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Why didn't the pope bless the crucifix?
It was made of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Why did johnny get in trouble for his snowman?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# What's the difference between Paris and most other cities in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Why didn't the chinaman like the dim sim?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Why couldn't Mary wake her baby?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# What is the most fascinating thing about the human brain?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Doctor, Doctor! What is wrong with my hip replacement?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:43, archived)