Fine wines ,Belgian chocolates , whisper sweet nothings in her feathery ear , open doors for her , tell her how beautiful she is and she's all yours !!
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Tedmus,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:42,
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failing that...gently caress her undercarriage with the soft , velvety pelt of a freshly stunned badger.
( Tedmus,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:47,
archived)
