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# hummus
lite at the mo....



...beer may help.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# That will keep him lovely and dry.
Like water off a ducks back!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# nice weather
for ducks!
(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# entered at #16
in the official UK top40.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# there are no words
for something like that.

oh, wait.

there may be a couple.

woo! yay!
(otis grahm, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# that's the bestest thing
i've seen in ages. what's his name?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# her
name.
(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# really? she's got a blue anorak...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# definitely looks like a
girl duck
(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i bow to your superior knowledge ;)
how does one sex a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Fine wines ,
Belgian chocolates , whisper sweet nothings in her feathery ear , open doors for her , tell her how beautiful she is and she's all yours !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# ithankyo!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# failing that...
gently caress her undercarriage with the soft , velvety pelt of a freshly stunned badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I dunno about stunned
but I'm pretty stunning
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# girl ducks have brown plumage
boy ducks tend to be rather more razzled up in their designer threads and whatnot.
(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# i've learnt something
tonight
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# wooyay!
it's like water off a duck's cagoule
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Lite?
With an FP every day?
Well done sir Ted, it could only have been one of yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I have
been blessed just lately !
Evening squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)
# You have something...
..elusive...
...something I've not felt since...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# woo
nice weather for ducks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)
# somehow
she looks scottish.
(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# looks
a damn sight nicer than a lot of birds up 'ere!

/coat, kilt, sporran, sgian dhu
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)