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# I once got raped by a funnel web
So I took a shit on it.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Right on it
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I almost choked on (was going to say lovely but won't) tea.
/using sweetener so it's nasty
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
The biggest mistake is having sugary tea in the first place. You fucking heathen.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm a milk only person.
No sugar in tea and no milk or sugar in coffee:D
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh, coffee bravery
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I can drink tea without sugar and milk..
but if there's milk in it then there must be sugar as well or it's just not the same. Though in saying that I'll probably smoke 20 cigs with it so my taste buds won't have a clue.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hurrah for destroying your tastebuds with the power of cigs
*destroys*
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# spiders can't draw to save their lives
that's why when you have bad handwriting they say 'looks like a spider scrawled across the page'
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Well at least mine was non-fatal:P
Wasn't a particularly pleasant experience.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# It's not pleasant even looking at spiders if you ask me :-S
I hate the little bastards.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# But they kill all the flies
Goddamn I hate the flies... the fuckers are *everywhere* at the moment
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Gah, tell me about it
I've got a room full of kamikaze flies and I'm their sodding target :-S
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# then you should simply avoid entering your fly room.
Unfortunately, mine have permeated throughout the entire flat :(
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:04, archived)